Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Stuffed


Last weekend, an old friend of mine introduced me to her friend who is a cheese monger for the high-end grocery chain, Whole Foods. Said friend - we'll call him Butch - and I talked food for rather a long time and, when I told him that I was going to learn how to make turducken for this blog, he had some very, very strong opinions about that meat inside meat inside meat. Such as:

"It's a novelty."
"I don't care if it's been a tradition in New Orleans for years, it's not real food."
"It's a joke."
"It's just a bunch of crap meat stuffed into more crap meat."
And the kicker:

"People who blog about turducken don't know anything about cooking."
I was rather taken aback by Butch's strong anti-turducken rhetoric, and even more surprised to hear that someone who claims to be wholly dedicated to culinary pursuits would not only speak so ignorantly about something that he admittedly had never tasted, but also that he "wouldn't even get paid to put that junk in [his] mouth."

Though Butch's argument was tempered by the fact that he had not actually tried turducken, his seething hatred towards something so seemingly silly stuck with me. Prior to witnessing the aforementioned diatribe, I only had heard that turducken is a juicy delicacy, one to be appreciated and savored. But now, I could not help but ponder, is turducken really that offensive to the palate? Did the mention of turducken inspire such hatred in other people? With these questions in mind, I decided to prepare for that upcoming meaty lesson on November 22 by collecting a variety of friends' and acquaintances' opinions on the dish.

Said group was selected from the following criteria:

  • Professional experience in the food industry
  • Adventurous diet
  • Sense of humor
  • Waist size

Over the next couple of weeks, I will post the writing that I received in response to my little survey about the layered fowl. The first words about these stuffed birds come in the form of a haiku from my dear brother, Daniel Patinkin. They follow:

Triple-poultry feast
Intimate fowl concoction
Turducken my loins

Thanks, Dan, for such a beautiful literary interpretation of your emotions.

Digg!

Click Here to Read More..

Thursday, October 16, 2008

What to do with all that Corn, The Recipe



Summer is about to elude us, which means that with it goes its bounty of produce. Be sure to make this recipe while corn is still in season and before this Indian summer comes to a close.

Surly Tran's Sweet Corn Ice Cream

3 ears of corn
2 c whole milk
1 1/2 c heavy cream
1/2 c sugar plus ¼ c sugar
1/2 vanilla bean
8 egg yolks
coarse sea salt to top

Strip 3 ears of fresh sweet corn. I use the corn stripper from Oxo but you can also just use a knife. Set the kernels aside and break the cobs into thirds.

In a saucepan over medium heat, combine milk, heavy cream, ½ c of sugar, and broken cob pieces. Take half a vanilla bean and split it long wise. Using the back of your knife, scrape the seeds from the inside of the bean and add to the pot along with the scraped beans. Bring to a boil.

While waiting for your pot to boil, puree your corn kernels in a food processor or blender and add this to your pot. When the pot has come to a boil, shut it off and let it sit for an hour letting the flavors infuse together.

After an hour bring the mixture back to a boil and shut off again. Take out all of the broken cob pieces and vanilla beans. In a bowl whisk together 8 egg yolks and ¼ c of sugar. Temper the yolks by whisking in a ladle of the hot cream mixture into the yolks, making sure to whisk constantly so they don’t curdle. Add the yolks to the hot cream mixture and continue to stir until the custard starts to thicken enough to coat the back of a spoon.

Once the custard is thick enough, strain the custard through a sieve or chinois and discarding the solids to get a nice and smooth custard. Chill the custard in the refrigerator overnight. The next day, freeze the custard in an ice cream machine. Sprinkle sea salt on top right before serving. (Surly prefers Himalayan pink sea salt, which adds a nice color contrast.)

Digg!

Click Here to Read More..

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

What to do with all that Corn, Part II



This is Part II of "What to do with all that corn," for Part I, click here.

Surly poured me a finger of bourbon and put a lemon rind in it (leftover from a homemade citrus liqueur she and Steve had previously made), and we clinked glasses. We sipped for a minute before Surly got back to work. She put down her drink and then produced a bowl of creamy yellow egg yolks.

"Whoa, that's a lot of egg! How much do you use for one batch?" I asked Surly. Turns out the custard requires a whopping 8 egg yolks. (No one said that this site was dedicated to health.) Surly quickly whisked them until they were smooth. "Now, we have to temper this baby." She said as she added a steaming ladle full of the cream mixture to the brightly colored yolks, whisking it constantly and rather ferociously as she poured.


"I have to admit," I told Surly, "the only dessert I've ever really had a problem making is ice cream. Babka, souffles, pies, cakes, whatever, I can do them, but I've tried making frozen custard four times and they all turned out horribly. Maybe my problem is that I don't temper it." Surly nodded knowingly and explained that it's tricky and suggested that I take a class by the artisanal ice cream makers the Van Leeuwan brothers at The Brooklyn Kitchen.

After tempering the yolks, Surly added them to the large and still steaming pot, whisking constantly so that they didn't curdle. She returned the heat to low, and stirred telling me that "you know the consistency is right when this stuff coats the back of a spoon."


As Surly stirred the thickening custard, I asked her about her favorite kitchen items. "Oh, God, there are so many! I guess now one of my favorites has to be that." She pointed to a large blue plastic box that was stowed away under her gadget- and sample-covered table.


"It's a cupcake holder. I actually bought one for my mom, too. Since it doubles as a sheet-cake carrier, it's perfect for when you have to feed a ton of people." When I told Surly that when I told another friend that a portable cupcake holder had already been invented, she would be very dismayed (she had the idea that that same invention would maker her a million bucks), Surly said, "Cupcakes hit their peak already; you're not going to create much new that's not already out there."

When the custard finally reached the proper consistency, Surly strained the buttery-looking liquid into a large bowl spoonful by spoonful.

"Now, this is the point where we'd put it in the ice cream maker, but I'll just show you what I do." She took out the bowl of the machine from her freezer and said, "To make good ice cream, this thing has to be really, really cold, so put it in the freezer at least 24 hours before you make your dessert. A little trick I learned was to put a Ziplock bag in the base, then fill it with water and freeze it. What you get is an ice cube in the shape of your bowl, and then you can be sure the thing is evenly cooled - a very important step in the making process. And the best part is you can use that big ice cube over and over again."


She also explained that the ingredients used to make the custard need to be really cold, so they also should be cooled for at least 24 hours before they are churned. This also allows the flavors to blend, thereby making a more delicious treat. After the custard has been cooled for a day, she told me that it takes about 1/2 hour in the machine to turn into ice cream.

Surly put the machine parts away, and said, "After all that, this is what you get," then produced a large glass container from the freezer. With her fancy ice cream scoop (a hollow contraption filled with antifreeze for easy service), spooned up a serving for me and topped it with some pink Himalayan sea salt.

"I LOVE dessert before dinner!" I exclaimed and took the bowl of dessert from Surly's hand... maybe a bit too eagerly. Surly fixed herself a dish, and then handed me a spoon.

OK - I know that I am a bit enthusiastic about the food that people make me, but this, but THIS, might just be the best thing on this site so far. The tastes of the frozen custard hit me in waves: first the sweet, vanilla flavor of the custard, then the earthy tones of the corn, then the savory bits of the sea salt. All that flavor combined with the velvety mouth feel of the frozen cream made for an entirely toothsome dessert.

While my mouth was full with the last bite, I asked for seconds. Surly kindly obliged.

Digg!

Click Here to Read More..

Sunday, October 12, 2008

What to do with all that Corn, Part I


Well readers, it's been a few weeks - my computer crashed, then just when it looked like it was fixed, it crashed again (it's death was final this time). Then my iPod - which doubles as my dictaphone - also died. That sad state of affairs paralyzed my writing for sometime, as the precious interviews and pictures contained within those now dead pieces of equipment were lost.

Luckily, the pictures from my time with Surly Tran, buyer from the wonderful and glorious The Brooklyn Kitchen, were saved from the wreckage (I had the prescience to not obsessively erase them from my camera as I usually do once the images are uploaded to my computer), and I was able to piece together my hand-written notes to salvage that cooking date. However, not all interviews were so lucky.

On to the story...

Surly Tran has been in the retail cooking industry for quite sometime and, before moving to The Brooklyn Kitchen as its buyer, she worked for such prestigious foodie destinations as the Broadway Panhandler and Dean & DeLuca. When I asked Surly, a native Californian, how she ended up in cooking supply retail in New York, she told me "Well, food has always been a passion... my mom is an incredible cook, and growing up, eating and cooking was what we did. Every weekend the entire family - cousins, aunts uncles - ate together, so the jobs were sort of natural, you know? Oh, and New York is New York... who doesn't want to live here?"

Surly is a gourmand's dream - she's incredibly knowledgeable, owns every imaginative cooking tool on the planet, loves to experiment in her own kitchen, is entrenched in much of the New York culinary scene, and, man, does she make a mean cocktail. When I found myself lost in Surly's passionate description of her newly-purchased corn kernel remover, I felt slightly inadequate and realized that, for the first time in a long time, I felt slightly intimidated by someone else's food smarts. Her deep familiarity with kitchen tools as well as their proper usage and care and with home cookery is, frankly, beyond my own.

Surly is Steve DeAngelis' (the subject of my last few posts) roommate and landlord - and when I arrived at her apartment, it was after shopping with Steve at the green market and I was feeling sweaty and a little tired. As soon as Steve introduced Surly to me, he exited to the patio to prep the grill and cook the corn for our lesson (that's right, two lessons in one day!). Upon his exit, Surly guided me to their hot and packed-full-of-gizmos Williamsburg-sized kitchen, and jumped into making some corn ice cream. She was 100% prepared for my visit - she had made one batch of the sweet custard the night before, and had the equipment and ingredients ready for another batch. She had even emailed me the recipe before we began.

"Well, the real first step in this recipe is removing the kernels from the cobs," she said as she showed me how the aforementioned Oxo corn stripper worked, "but I prepped that yesterday. I figured it wasn't a really important step for the blog."

She set the little plastic tool down and produced a bag of cobs and kernels from her enviable stainless-steel refrigerator. "So, once you've removed the kernels, you have to cut the cobs into thirds, well, into at least halves," Surly told me as she removed more ingredients and placed them on her counter.

From outside, Steve interrupted us by yelling (a little too loudly), "Surly! Will you turn that water on?" Surly lit the flame under the gigantic pot that Steve would later use to blanch the tomatoes and she kidded, "The things I do, he's lucky I let him live here, I tell you." I noticed that she had only put the flame on medium-high and suggested that turning the fire all the way up would make it boil faster. "Oh, no, no! Pots and pans really can't take that kind of heat. You should avoid using a high flame if you want your equipment to last a long time." This reasoning may explain why my pans all look like a they have survived a house fire.

On another burner, Surly set a more manageable sauce pan and to it added milk, cream, sugar and the broken cobs. "So, Surly, why corn ice cream? It's an interesting and kind of unusual choice," I asked as she set a shiny black vanilla pod from a jar and began to expertly removed its tiny, sweet-smelling beans with a paring knife.


"Well, I love corn. It's sweet and flavorful and it's the season. I thought it'd go really well with a vanilla bean custard. I made it last week and the flavor is just so complimentary to the vanilla and the sugar..."


She added the beans and the shell to the pot, and commented that using the back of a knife is the easiest way to remove those flavorful little specks from their leathery housing. She then moved aside some cooking tools to get to a small Cuisinart that sat on a counter that contained about 1,000 other kitchen items. "Now, we're going to puree the corn. I wanted the custard to be smooth, and if we break up the kernels, it'll give us more flavor." She dumped the contents of a Ziploc into the food processor and pureed them until they were smooth.



She added the puree to the mixture on the stove, and then we waited for contents of the pot to come to boil. Surly, continuing on our previous conversation thread, began to talk about her mom's homemade food. "She is such a fabulous cook, but her recipes are going to die with her... I don't think she thinks that any of her kids are worthy of them; she's the kind of cook that leaves out a very important ingredient or two."

I then told Surly about my attempts to learn how to make vareneky from the old ladies that cook for a church in the East Village. Even with my Ukrainian friend speaking in their mother tongue and making a strong case for me, their response was that I was welcome to volunteer for their rectory, but that they just didn't have the patience to teach me their tricks. This was, of course, after thoroughly and deliberately looking at me up and down and then made knowing faces at each other.

Surly began to describe some sort of Vietnamese dumplings that her mother makes with relish. "It will be a shame to the world if I don't get my hands on that recipe." The contents of the pot began to bubble and steam, and Surly realized that she had lost herself in talk. "Whoa, you can't let this over boil - the cream will curdle." She said, turning off the flame.

"Now, typically, you'd let this sit and steep for an hour, but since we don't have that kind of time, we're just going to make the whole thing." Surly brought out a dish of egg yolks from the refrigerator and whipped them until they were smooth; then, with a wire basket, removed the cobs and the vanilla pods from the pot.


"But before we do that, let's make a cocktail..."

(For Part II, click here; for recipes, click here.)

Digg!

Click Here to Read More..